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just-shower-thoughts:

I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.

(via bastille)

I love the science side of tumblr

staff:

xtheycallmeslimshadyx:

funny-post-girl:

xtheycallmeslimshadyx:

Science side of tumblr, can you give me a completely random facts about the world I really didn’t need to know?

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

There, is that good?

Yes, very. Thank you!

You guys are really pulling through.

(via staff)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

white person: what if a white person was trapped on a mysterious island with an erupting volcano and there was a helicopter to get us to safety but it was activated by voice-only commands and there were no black people around and the password was the n word, would it be ok for a white person to say the n word then

(via stability)

punacceptable:

*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*

MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band

(via bastille)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

I think we all know where this is going.

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: transtarks, via i-llneverbegoodenough-deactivat)

aumonique:

when you’re in bed with bae and you finish blogging:

(Source: aumonique, via bastille)